Dude Secretly Films His Wife Rapping Salt N Pepa In The Car

Man oh man do I wanna have sex with this chick. Not only because she’s kinda got that MILF porn star vibe but she can straight up spit fire. Period. I’d love to sit down and do a Salt N Pepa “Shoop” duet with her where I play the part of the ripped black guy who says “Mmm, mmm, mmm for the smelluva it.”

Anyway its absolutely ridiculous if this is how this chick does car rides. Like full blown performances as if there’s nobody in the car. Its one thing when you’re solo and you’re acting like you’re in a music video. But if that guy has to deal with that every time they’re riding in the car together, God bless him. My girlfriend in high school used to sing every fucking song on the radio like she was on American Idol. I mean like she would belt out the words and do the back up lyrics and make her voice quiver and shit like that. Drove me absolutely INSANE. I used to just think about swerving across the double yellow into on coming traffic when she was trying to hit those high notes. I never did though because I was 16 and she was having sex with me and that was the only thing in the entire world that mattered.